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Articles by
Andrew Humphries
Andrew Humphries lives in Jackson, Mississippi.
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January 30, 2025Was It Cake?
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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September 14, 2023Our Kitchen Renovation, Which We Started Five and a Half Years Ago, Is Back On Track
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April 6, 2023Now That We Can Hire Children, Here Are Some Revisions to Our HR Policy
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February 21, 2023Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me