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Andrew Kiraly
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November 13, 2007Halo 3 Cheat Codes, As Explained By Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson
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August 23, 2007Answers To Today’s Hocus Focus, Brought To You By Ralph Nader
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January 25, 2007List: What Members of an Increasingly Petulant Host Family Say to Foreign-Exchange Student Maloka Bibihou
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November 10, 2006Rejected America’s Funniest Home Videos Submissions, as Logged By Junior Production Assistant Intern Kenneth Polk
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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