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Andrew Melzer

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Andrew Melzer is a writer and filmmaker who has created Nickelodeon’s The Magic Hour, The Morphbots, and the award-winning Street Wizard’s Apprentice.

May 1, 2019

New Study That I Have Definitely Read But Can’t Find Right Now Proves You’re an Idiot

by Andrew Melzer

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
September 1, 2020

Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?

by Kristen Mulrooney

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September 21, 2020

The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes

by Devorah Blachor
September 21, 2020

Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?

by Amanda Lehr