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Andy Bryan
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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October 10, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 5, 2006Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?
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