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January 19, 2010

Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate

by Andy Bryan
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan
May 5, 2006

Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?

by Andy Bryan

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