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Annalise Silivanch teaches English, philosophy, and debate with her MFA from Sarah Lawrence College. Her work includes environmental and travel writing, poetry, and a questionable novel-in-progress. She lives in New Jersey with her daughters, lop-eared rabbit and five good-for-nothing chrysalises.