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Ashley K. Frantik

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Ashley writes from Treaty One territory in Winnipeg. She has an advanced degree in public administration and uses it to critique the millennial state of democracy.

March 15, 2023

I Couldn’t Be Happier in My Committed, Long-Term Lease

by Ashley K. Frantik
November 15, 2022

The G20 Regrets to Inform You That You’re on Your Own

by Ashley K. Frantik

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 2, 2024

JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars

by Sam Woods

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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

by Casey Rand
October 15, 2024

270 Reasons: Because They Seem to Really Like Our Country

by George Saunders
October 15, 2024

I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me

by Ryan Wolin
October 11, 2024

I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest

by Mike Drucker