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Articles by
Audrey Burges
Audrey Burges writes in Richmond, Virginia. Her debut novel, The Minuscule Mansion of Myra Malone, is forthcoming in 2023 from Berkley/PRH, and her work also appears or is forthcoming in Hobart Pulp, Pithead Chapel, Cease, Cows, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and other outlets.
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March 14, 2023Co-Parenting with Your Parent: A Guide for Older Siblings
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February 16, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended
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September 1, 2022Please Come to My Emotional Labor Day Barbecue
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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March 30, 2022I’m Vincent Van Gogh, and I Painted That Way Because I Knew It Would Look Really Sweet on a Mousepad
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February 11, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Seven Valentines I Need to Take to School Tomorrow
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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February 24, 2021Are You Preparing Dinner for Children, or Starring in a Post-Apocalyptic Drama?