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Articles by
Audrey Burges
Audrey Burges writes satire, novels, and essays in Richmond, Virginia. Her work has appeared in Medium’s Human Parts, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, and Points in Case, and she can usually be found curled around a warm laptop after the rest of her family is asleep.
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November 20, 2020Welcome to Your At-Home High-Intensity Interval Toddler Class
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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August 11, 2020Early Agent Feedback for Wutherton: An Emily Brontë Musical
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July 21, 2020Female Character Written by Hemingway or My New Houseplant?
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March 23, 2020Things You Shout At Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shout At Your Children While Shouting At Colleagues Over Zoom?
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December 6, 2019Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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December 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com