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Articles by
Audrey Burges
Audrey Burges writes satire, novels, and essays in Richmond, Virginia. Her work has appeared in Medium’s Human Parts, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, and Points in Case, and she can usually be found curled around a warm laptop after the rest of her family is asleep.
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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February 24, 2021Are You Preparing Dinner for Children, or Starring in a Post-Apocalyptic Drama?
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December 18, 2020Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural?
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November 20, 2020Welcome to Your At-Home High-Intensity Interval Toddler Class
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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August 11, 2020Early Agent Feedback for Wutherton: An Emily Brontë Musical
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July 21, 2020Female Character Written by Hemingway or My New Houseplant?
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March 23, 2020Things You Shout At Colleagues Over Zoom, or Shout At Your Children While Shouting At Colleagues Over Zoom?
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December 6, 2019Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties
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