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Ben Joseph
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November 18, 2013James Bernthal, Five-Year-Old Realtor
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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June 16, 2008Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
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April 9, 2008Film School in Three Lines or Less
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March 25, 2008It’s Not You, It’s Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
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December 24, 2007Excerpts from My Rejected Script, Alien Vs. Predator Save Christmas
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October 19, 2006Celebrity Biographies Written By A Guy Who Cannot Distinguish Fiction From Reality
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