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Articles by
Ben Joseph
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November 18, 2013James Bernthal, Five-Year-Old Realtor
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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June 16, 2008Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
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April 9, 2008Film School in Three Lines or Less
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March 25, 2008It’s Not You, It’s Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
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December 21, 2007Excerpts From My Rejected Script: Alien Vs. Predator Save Christmas
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October 18, 2006Celebrity Biographies Written By A Guy Who Cannot Distinguish Fiction From Reality
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director