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Ben Joseph

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November 18, 2013

James Bernthal, Five-Year-Old Realtor

by Ben Joseph
February 5, 2009

What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team

by Ben Joseph
June 16, 2008

Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less

by Ben Joseph
April 9, 2008

Film School in Three Lines or Less

by Ben Joseph
March 25, 2008

It’s Not You, It’s Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis

by Ben Joseph
December 21, 2007

Excerpts From My Rejected Script: Alien Vs. Predator Save Christmas

by Ben Joseph
October 19, 2006

Celebrity Biographies Written By A Guy Who Cannot Distinguish Fiction From Reality

by Ben Joseph

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
August 4, 2020

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by Jen Coleman

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely