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Articles by

Bezalel Stern

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Bezalel Stern is a writer and lawyer. He lives in Washington D.C.

September 26, 2018

Your Mom’s Book Festival

by Bezalel Stern
February 22, 2017

Information Doesn’t Want to Be Free

by Bezalel Stern
August 19, 2013

Bezalel Stern, Leading Scholar in Bezalel Stern Studies, Applies for Position at Top University for Professor of Bezalel Stern Studies

by Bezalel Stern

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 27, 2020

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by Dave Eggers

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For the Voter Who Gets Called Black — But Has Always Been a Ghost

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The Tell-Tale Biological Clock

by Amy Estes