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Brian Platzer’s debut novel, BED-STUY IS BURNING, was published in 2017. Check out BrianPlatzer.com for more.

November 2, 2017

How You Can Help Me Sell My Book

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
December 4, 2014

I’m Renovating My Kitchen So I Can Start Life Anew With No Regrets

by Andrew Palmer and Brian Platzer
September 2, 2014

My Marriage Will Crumble If We Can’t Find a New Television Show to Watch

by Brian Platzer and Andrew Palmer

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Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 30, 2021

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