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Caleb Coy
Caleb Coy is a writer from southwest Virginia. His more serious work is in Humorist Weekly, Little Old Lady, and Slackjaw. He is the author of An Authentic Derivative, a novel. He may or may not have written for Cards Against Humanity.
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July 22, 2024Here at VeriMark, Our Home Page Tells You Nothing About Who We Are
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June 4, 2024A Day in the Life of “Mister” Anthony Fauci, as Imagined by Marjorie Taylor Greene
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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February 17, 2023I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time to Circumvent Its Own Inception
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November 7, 2022The Inconsistencies in Plot, Character Development, and Basic Rules of Grammar in My Thirteen-Part Fantasy Series Can Be Explained by a Phenomenon Known as Purple Manna
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August 30, 2022Capitalism Gives Me the Freedom to Pursue as Many Side Gigs as I Want to Pay Off My Increasing Bills And Loans
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July 8, 2022For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Beach Vacation
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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