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Callum Wratten
Callum Wratten is a writer originally from Townsville, Australia, now based in Toronto. He’s written for The Beaverton on CTV, Funny or Die, CBC Comedy, The Shovel, and this very website. If you’d like to hear what he sounds like you should get the album Condo Art by the comedy collective Public Works.
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