The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Carla M. Lopez
Carla M. Lopez is a surgical resident and reluctant linguist of institutional nonsense. She writes from the fault lines between compliance and collapse, usually while rewording someone else’s “strategic priorities.” This is her first piece for McSweeney’s, though she’s been quietly redlining the footnotes of empire for years.
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