Articles by

Caroline Horwitz

Caroline Horwitz writes from Pittsburgh, where she lives with her husband and kids. You can find more of her work in The Belladonna, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, Frazzled, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Functionally Dead, and other humor publications.

February 14, 2025

Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term

by Caroline Horwitz
January 24, 2024

I’m “Flexible Instruction Day,” Formerly Known as “Snow Day”

by Caroline Horwitz

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
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by Andrew Marshall
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