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Caroline K. Fulford

Caroline K. Fulford is a writer, librarian, and podcaster based in Brooklyn. You can find her here, or slouching in the back row at the movies, waiting for the matinee.

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Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early

by Caroline K. Fulford

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