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Carrie is a Groundlings alum who’s appeared “Inside Amy Schumer.” Damn it, on “Inside Amy Schumer.” Her “Outsourcing Love” essay was recently optioned for a feature film and she’s written for several Nickelodeon sketch comedy specials. She’s also written for the New York Times, NPR’s “Unfictional,” the Atlantic, Architectural Digest and the New York Post. Curtsy.