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Charlotte Barnett

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Charlotte Barnett is a recent graduate of Columbia University and a former professional ballet dancer. She lives in New York City.

January 22, 2018

Open Letter: An Open Letter of Thanks to the Men Who Tell Me Who Paul Thomas Anderson Is

CHARLOTTE BARNETT
May 11, 2017

Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt

CHARLOTTE BARNETT

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

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Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

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