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Chris Pruitt

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Chris Pruitt is a writer, teacher, academic coordinator, pro wrestling apologist, cat dad, and infrequent musician living in Los Angeles. His fiction and poetry have appeared in The Northridge Review and The NonBinary Review, and his reviews have appeared on Drunk Monkeys, where he also serves as a Managing Editor and podcast host.

September 25, 2019

What You Need to Know About Big Brother’s Phone Conversation With the Leader of Eurasia

by Chris Pruitt

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
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