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Christian Alsis
Christian Alsis is a writer and comedian whose work has been featured in MAD Magazine. He lives happily in Philadelphia with his wife and daughter.
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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May 10, 2017This New Face-Aging Photo App is Fun and Not a Sobering Reminder of the Fleetingness of Time and the Inevitability of Death
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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October 4, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Cathy Park Hong
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now