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July 22, 2019The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
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January 26, 2012New Hire Form Letter For the Modern American Worker
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September 28, 2011Aging Action Star Loses His Edge
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January 24, 2011How Many Times Must I Blink “I’m Sorry”?
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June 15, 2010Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
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April 23, 2010An Apology from the Maker of Fun ’N Easy Edible Frozen Pizza Treats
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March 1, 2010Coffee Bean Comment Cards as Written by a Recently Laid-Off Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Staffer
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home