ISSUE 59 VIRTUAL RELEASE EVENTS!

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Articles by

Christian Lynch

July 22, 2019

The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade

by Christian Lynch, Jeff Greco, Josh Gee, and Jordan Newman
January 26, 2012

New Hire Form Letter For the Modern American Worker

by Christian Lynch
September 28, 2011

Aging Action Star Loses His Edge

by Christian Lynch
January 24, 2011

How Many Times Must I Blink “I’m Sorry”?

by Christian Lynch
June 15, 2010

Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space

by Christian Lynch
April 23, 2010

An Apology from the Maker of Fun ’N Easy Edible Frozen Pizza Treats

by Christian Lynch
March 1, 2010

Coffee Bean Comment Cards as Written by a Recently Laid-Off Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Staffer

by Christian Lynch

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March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 12, 2020

Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick

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March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
March 28, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors
March 27, 2020

Bookstores Can Be Saved

by Dave Eggers