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  • January 26, 2012
    New Hire Form Letter For the Modern American Worker
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    Monologue: Aging Action Star Loses His Edge
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  • January 24, 2011
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  • June 15, 2010
    Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space
    CHRISTIAN LYNCH
  • April 23, 2010
    An Apology from the Maker of Fun ’N Easy Edible Frozen Pizza Treats
    CHRISTIAN LYNCH
  • March 1, 2010
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    CHRISTIAN LYNCH
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