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July 22, 2019

The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade

by Christian Lynch, Jeff Greco, Josh Gee, and Jordan Newman
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New Hire Form Letter For the Modern American Worker

by Christian Lynch
September 28, 2011

Aging Action Star Loses His Edge

by Christian Lynch
January 24, 2011

How Many Times Must I Blink “I’m Sorry”?

by Christian Lynch
June 15, 2010

Mrs. Yates’ 3rd Grade Class Receives a New Message from Space

by Christian Lynch
April 23, 2010

An Apology from the Maker of Fun ’N Easy Edible Frozen Pizza Treats

by Christian Lynch
March 1, 2010

Coffee Bean Comment Cards as Written by a Recently Laid-Off Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Staffer

by Christian Lynch

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