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Christian Rose
Christian Rose is an Emergency Physician who lives in San Francisco with his wife Natalia, her brother Michael, and no cat. Some unnamed people in the house are upset by the lack of a cat while one hopes for a dog. Christian is enamored by the inspiring people he gets to work with every day — who bring love and joy to such dire times. In his spare time, he runs to ’90s pop and plays with friends’ dogs.
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