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Articles by
Christine Stevens
Christine Stevens teaches, performs and writes in western Massachusetts. You can find more of her humor at mary.
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July 11, 2024For Sale: Giant Casino in Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City
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February 23, 2021Pa and Laura Ingalls Discuss the Merits of High-Stakes Testing During a Public Health Crisis
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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February 12, 2019Miss Othmar Resigns
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January 8, 2019Lady Macbeth at Middle Age
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September 19, 2018The Menopaumorphosis
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian