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Articles by
Chris Monks
Chris Monks is the author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life and has been the weary of editor if this website since 2007. Be gentle for he is old and creaky.
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November 8, 2019McSweeney’s Books: “We Should Have Closed Up Shop Back In ’09 After We Helped Cure Bird Flu”: The Editors’ Note From Keep Scrolling Till You Feel Something
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July 28, 2016Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
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June 7, 2016Things Other Than Blatant Racism That May Cause Paul Ryan to Unendorse Donald Trump
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December 23, 2015McSweeney’s Testimonials: Greetings from McSweeney’s Boston Headquarters
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October 29, 2008The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life: Your Adolescence
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October 13, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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October 9, 2006Signs Your Unicorn is Cheating On You
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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May 12, 2005Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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February 21, 2005Highlights of the 2004-2005 NHL Season