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Christopher Monks
Christopher Monks is the author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life and has been the weary of editor if this website since 2007. Be gentle for he is old and creaky.
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July 28, 2016List: Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
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June 7, 2016List: Things Other Than Blatant Racism That May Cause Paul Ryan to Unendorse Donald Trump
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December 23, 2015McSweeney’s Testimonials: Greetings from McSweeney’s Boston Headquarters
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October 29, 2008The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life: Your Adolescence
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October 12, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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October 9, 2006List: Signs Your Unicorn is Cheating On You
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August 4, 2006My Signing Statements
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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May 12, 2005List: Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”."
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February 21, 2005Highlights of the 2004-2005 NHL Season
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February 16, 2005List: Ways Jesus Saves
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 25, 2018List: Curses From a Millennial Witch
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds