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Clare Blackwood is an actor, writer, and comedian living in Toronto, Canada. She is a proud writer for Canada’s foremost satire website, The Beaverton. You can find her on Twitter @clareblackwood, playing D&D, or roaming the cold, hard streets rambling to strangers about her beloved cat.