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Clint Lohse is a typical ‘DC Insider.’ Whatever that means… He has written for Washington’s most exclusive comedy club, the U.S. Senate

May 14, 2018

List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?

CLINT LOHSE
July 13, 2017

A Letter of Apology to My Fellow Fourth Graders on the Plagiarism of “The Nantucket Series”

CLINT LOHSE

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting

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