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Colin Fisher

Colin Fisher is an actor and writer living in New York City. His writing has been featured on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Splitsider, and his illustrious YouTube channel. His dog is relatively famous.

March 2, 2017

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by Colin Fisher
June 13, 2013

These Sunglasses Really Fill the Void Where My Personality Should Be

by Colin Fisher

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I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days

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