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Connor Relyea
Connor Relyea is a Brooklyn-based writer and comedian. He is a features contributor for The Onion and his work can also be found in Points In Case, Awf Magazine and more. Outside of writing he co-hosts Bits Over Broadway, a podcast for people who love musical theatre. He would like to remind his mom that he’s not goth, he’s fourth-wave Midwestern emo with queercore influences.
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