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  • November 19, 2016
    An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
    by Dani Burlison
  • September 7, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
    by Dani Burlison
  • August 17, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Like a Born-Again Almost 40-Year-Old Virgin
    by Dani Burlison
  • July 31, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice
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  • June 14, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
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  • May 25, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Hired Help
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  • May 8, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam
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  • April 17, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Go Big, Go Redwood: An Arbor Day Love Story
    by Dani Burlison
  • March 28, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist
    by Dani Burlison
  • March 12, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Rejected Travel Magazine Query: Sex Tourism on a Budget
    by Dani Burlison
  • February 22, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Pasty Little Inner Mutt
    by Dani Burlison
  • January 27, 2012
    Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: One Settled Comfortably In the Cuckoo’s Nest
    by Dani Burlison
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