McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Dani Burlison
-
November 19, 2016An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
-
September 7, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
-
August 17, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Like a Born-Again Almost 40-Year-Old Virgin
-
July 31, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice
-
June 14, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
-
May 25, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Hired Help
-
May 8, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam
-
April 17, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Go Big, Go Redwood: An Arbor Day Love Story
-
March 28, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist
-
March 12, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Rejected Travel Magazine Query: Sex Tourism on a Budget
-
February 22, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Pasty Little Inner Mutt
-
January 27, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: One Settled Comfortably In the Cuckoo’s Nest
Trending 🔥
-
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
-
November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
-
November 16, 2020Notes for the Graphic Designer of the American One Dollar Bill
Recently
-
November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
-
November 30, 2020
McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jehad al-Saftawi About His New Book, My Gaza: A City in Photographs -
November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
-
November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!