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Dani Burlison

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November 19, 2016

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships

by Dani Burlison
September 7, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer

by Dani Burlison
August 17, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Like a Born-Again Almost 40-Year-Old Virgin

by Dani Burlison
July 31, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice

by Dani Burlison
June 14, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas

by Dani Burlison
May 25, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Hired Help

by Dani Burlison
May 8, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam

by Dani Burlison
April 17, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Go Big, Go Redwood: An Arbor Day Love Story

by Dani Burlison
March 28, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist

by Dani Burlison
March 12, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Rejected Travel Magazine Query: Sex Tourism on a Budget

by Dani Burlison
February 22, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Pasty Little Inner Mutt

by Dani Burlison
January 27, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: One Settled Comfortably In the Cuckoo’s Nest

by Dani Burlison

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March 18, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
March 18, 2019

March Sadness

by Sarah Keats
March 19, 2019

List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs

by Gitanjali Bhattacharjee

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