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Dani Burlison
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November 19, 2016Open Letters: An Open Letter to Future Ex-Boyfriends About How to Apologize for Wrongdoings At the End of Our Relationships
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September 7, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
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August 17, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Like a Born-Again Almost 40-Year-Old Virgin
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July 31, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice
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June 14, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
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May 25, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Hired Help
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May 8, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam
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April 17, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Go Big, Go Redwood: An Arbor Day Love Story
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March 28, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Bad Feminist
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March 12, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Rejected Travel Magazine Query: Sex Tourism on a Budget
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February 22, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Pasty Little Inner Mutt
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January 27, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: One Settled Comfortably In the Cuckoo’s Nest
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