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Daniel Falk
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January 18, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Captain Unicycle’s Blog!
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December 17, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: That Which Cannot Be Named
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November 30, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Remembering Bird
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November 13, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Bear’s Guide to Hotel Cookery
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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October 9, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Stump Complex
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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September 18, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Into the Head
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July 19, 2012The Final Email From the Volunteer Coordinator for the Woofstock Festival for Dogs
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June 13, 2012An Honest Theatrical Playbill
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April 27, 2012An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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