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David Kawalec

David Kawalec is a writer and improvisor living in New Jersey. As part of a dubious biological experiment, David and his wife have merged their DNA into a living genetic hybrid. They have committed to a protracted longitudinal study of the subject, a smart and funny little guy that they love like a son.

March 9, 2020

Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election

by David Kawalec
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Comforting Thoughts for #NeverHillary Bernie Supporters After Trump’s First Term

by David Kawalec

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