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David Kawalec

David Kawalec is a writer and improvisor living in New Jersey. As part of a dubious biological experiment, David and his wife have merged their DNA into a living genetic hybrid. They have committed to a protracted longitudinal study of the subject, a smart and funny little guy that they love like a son.

March 9, 2020

Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election

by David Kawalec
July 26, 2016

Comforting Thoughts for #NeverHillary Bernie Supporters After Trump’s First Term

by David Kawalec

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December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
January 11, 2021

Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans

by Nick Morgan
January 4, 2021

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by Eli Grober
January 13, 2021

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by Ilya Kaminsky
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by Geoff Waite