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Diana Vilibert

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Diana Vilibert is a freelance humor writer and copywriter based in Brooklyn. Her words have appeared in The New Yorker, The Belladonna Comedy, The Hairpin, and letters ghostwritten for her cat.

February 7, 2019

The Nine Circles of Social Awkwardness Hell

by Diana Vilibert

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by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
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by Colin Nissan
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