The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump is a real estate tycoon, beauty pageant producer, reality TV show star, steak salesman, and convicted felon. He was also the 45th President of the United States.
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
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