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Donald J. Trump is a billionaire businessman, real estate tycoon, beauty pageant producer, reality TV show star, and steak salesman. He is also the 45th President of the United States.

December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump
November 20, 2018

The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!

by Donald J. Trump
February 1, 2017

My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People

by Donald J. Trump

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May 18, 2020

I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging

by Emily Flake
October 26, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 949

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 20, 2020

Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call

by Taylor Kay Phillips, Casey Rand, Sasha Stewart, and Kate Villa

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by Melissa Chadburn
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An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family

by Lisa Chiu
October 28, 2020

Addendum: Here After

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