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Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump is a real estate tycoon, beauty pageant producer, reality TV show star, steak salesman, and convicted felon. He was also the 45th President of the United States.

October 20, 2024

In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis

by Donald J. Trump
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by Donald J. Trump
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by Donald J. Trump
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by Donald J. Trump

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