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Articles by
Doogie Horner
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December 17, 2015List: Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of
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October 31, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Reclusive Author Ghosts
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October 25, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Author Ghosts
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October 17, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Genre Fiction Ghosts
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October 9, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Ghosts
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November 29, 2012List: Pretentious Trees
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September 10, 2012Wikipedia Brown
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July 21, 2011List: Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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May 12, 2011List: Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
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August 16, 2006The History Of The Beloved Children’s Book Series The Berenstain Bears
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics