Spilt Milk is now in paperback
“Zoffness recreates tender, moving, and poetic moments that will etch their way into your brain and heart for a very long time. We should be so lucky to get more work from the young writer.”—Apartment Therapy
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Articles by
Doogie Horner
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December 17, 2015Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of
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October 31, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Reclusive Author Ghosts
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October 25, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Author Ghosts
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October 17, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Genre Fiction Ghosts
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October 9, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Ghosts
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November 29, 2012Pretentious Trees
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September 10, 2012Wikipedia Brown
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July 21, 2011Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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May 12, 2011Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
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August 16, 2006The History Of The Beloved Children’s Book Series The Berenstain Bears
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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