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Articles by
Doogie Horner
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December 17, 2015List: Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren’t Aware Of
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October 31, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Reclusive Author Ghosts
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October 25, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Author Ghosts
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October 17, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: Genre Fiction Ghosts
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October 9, 2013Doogie Horner’s Literary Ghosts: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Ghosts
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November 29, 2012List: Pretentious Trees
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September 10, 2012Wikipedia Brown
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July 21, 2011List: Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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May 12, 2011List: Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
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August 16, 2006The History Of The Beloved Children’s Book Series The Berenstain Bears
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause