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D.R. Beitzel
D.R. Beitzel is a writer and cartoonist begrudgingly living in New York. He has contributed to MAD Magazine and created an animated short, “The Bagheads,” with Frederator Studios. D.R.’s comics appear semi-regularly on www.phatypus.com. One day, he hopes to befriend a wild animal.
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