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D.R. Beitzel

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D.R. Beitzel is a writer and cartoonist begrudgingly living in New York. He has contributed to MAD Magazine and created an animated short, “The Bagheads,” with Frederator Studios. D.R.’s comics appear semi-regularly on www.phatypus.com. One day, he hopes to befriend a wild animal.

August 15, 2018

How Can We Save Democracy? Shut Up, So I Can Tell You

by D.R. Beitzel
June 27, 2017

This is the Apartment of Your Sad, Sad Dreams

by D.R. Beitzel

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