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Drew DiSabatino is a writer who lives in Boston. Similar to most of America’s astronauts, he was born in Ohio but took the first opportunity to leave, even if it increased his probability of freezing to death. You can find some of his best handiwork in over-the-top office emails and drunken texts to exes.