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December 18, 2019Please Turn This Piece of Long-Form Journalism Into a Screenplay
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America