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December 18, 2019Please Turn This Piece of Long-Form Journalism Into a Screenplay
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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January 30, 2019The Hottest Neighborhoods In 2019
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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January 3, 2018I Can’t Believe This Beloved Neighborhood Café That I Never Went to is Shutting Down
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director