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Articles by
Eddie Small
Eddie Small is a writer whose work has been published in The New Yorker and The Onion.
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August 29, 2023I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This
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April 18, 2023Chicka Chicka Boom Boom: The Action Movie Trailer
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March 2, 2023I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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May 27, 2022Starcourt Mall is Closing
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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November 1, 2021Ten Albums to Listen to Before You Die Tomorrow
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 3, 2020This Neighborhood Was So Much Cooler Back When I Was 23
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December 18, 2019Please Turn This Piece of Long-Form Journalism Into a Screenplay
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home