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Eddie Small
Eddie Small is a writer whose work has been published in The New Yorker and The Onion.
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 3, 2020This Neighborhood Was So Much Cooler Back When I Was 23
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December 18, 2019Please Turn This Piece of Long-Form Journalism Into a Screenplay
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May 15, 2019Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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January 30, 2019The Hottest Neighborhoods In 2019
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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January 3, 2018I Can’t Believe This Beloved Neighborhood Café That I Never Went to is Shutting Down
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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