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Eddie Small
Eddie Small is a writer and Onion contributor living in New York City.
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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January 3, 2018I Can’t Believe This Beloved Neighborhood Café That I Never Went to is Shutting Down
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 23, 2018Casey “At the Bat” Responds to That Mean Poem About Him
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections