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Elizabeth Arant is a New Orleans based writer, musician, and educator. Her work has been featured in Cricket Magazine, the Iowa Source, Go World Travel, and Z Publishing’s forthcoming Emerging Writers series. She still hasn’t figured out how to tweet, but you can stalk her on most other Internet platforms.