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Elizabeth Blackwell

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Elizabeth Blackwell

Elizabeth Blackwell is the author of the novels On a Cold Dark Sea and While Beauty Slept. She’s also been known to write the occasional short humor piece. She lives in the Chicago suburbs and spends a lot of time at Target.

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