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Articles by

Elizabeth Johnston

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Elizabeth Johnston’s work has been published in The Atlantic, Women Studies Quarterly, Room, New Verse News, and many others. She teaches British Literature at Monroe Community College in Rochester, NY and is a founding member of Straw Mat Writers.

February 21, 2018

English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry

by Elizabeth Johnston

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by Justin Tapp
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