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Elizabeth Johnston

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Elizabeth Johnston

Elizabeth Johnston’s work has been published in The Atlantic, Women Studies Quarterly, Room, New Verse News, and many others. She teaches British Literature at Monroe Community College in Rochester, NY and is a founding member of Straw Mat Writers.

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