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Articles by
Ellie Kemper
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May 6, 2014I Have No Plans to Stop Using ‘AHAHAHAHAHAHA’ Instead of ‘LOL’ Anytime Soon
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February 14, 2013How Aleksandr Knew What He Knew, and How I Knew That He Knew
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October 1, 2009My Hobbies
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March 27, 2009I Am Not on a Roll
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April 21, 2008John McCain Gives It to Me Straight
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December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
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August 22, 2007No-Stress, Low-Fuss, Hassle-Free Summertime Recipes for the Confident, Independent, Self-Sufficient Gal On the Go
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May 15, 2007A Guest Columnist Still Getting the Hang of It
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October 24, 2006Following My Creative Writing Teacher’s Advice to Write “Like My Parents Are Dead”
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June 16, 2006In Response To Accusations That My Memoir, I, Ellie Kemper, Borrows Numerous Passages From Rigoberta Menchu’s Memoir, I, Rigoberta Menchu
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December 15, 2005Listen, Kid, the Biggest Thing You’ve Got Going for You Is Your Rack
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types