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Ellie Kemper

  • May 6, 2014
    I Have No Plans to Stop Using ‘AHAHAHAHAHAHA’ Instead of ‘LOL’ Anytime Soon
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • February 14, 2013
    How Aleksandr Knew What He Knew, and How I Knew That He Knew
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • October 1, 2009
    My Hobbies
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • March 27, 2009
    I Am Not on a Roll
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • April 21, 2008
    John McCain Gives It to Me Straight
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • December 13, 2007
    Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • August 22, 2007
    No-Stress, Low-Fuss, Hassle-Free Summertime Recipes for the Confident, Independent, Self-Sufficient Gal On the Go
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • May 15, 2007
    A Guest Columnist Still Getting the Hang of It
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • October 24, 2006
    Following My Creative Writing Teacher’s Advice to Write “Like My Parents Are Dead.”
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • June 16, 2006
    In Response To Accusations That My Memoir, I, Ellie Kemper, Borrows Numerous Passages From Rigoberta Menchu’s Memoir, I, Rigoberta Menchu
    ELLIE KEMPER
  • December 15, 2005
    Listen, Kid, the Biggest Thing You’ve Got Going for You Is Your Rack
    ELLIE KEMPER
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