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Emily Kapp

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Emily Kapp is a comedy writer based in Chicago. You can read more of her work here.

April 25, 2024

HR Pulls Your Kid in for a Performance Improvement Plan on Take Your Child to Work Day

by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman
May 29, 2020

I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together

by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 15, 2024

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

by Casey Rand
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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