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It’s decorative gourd season, and brand-new orange gourd mugs are here. Time to reap this freaky-assed harvest and treat yourself.

Emily Sernaker

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Emily Sernaker

Emily Sernaker is a writer and activist. Her work has appeared in Ms. Magazine Online, GOOD Media, The Huffington Post and Politics and Prose District Lines. She currently studies creative writing at Pacific University.

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