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Evan Hohenwarter

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Evan Hohenwarter figures that if he has to write out his last name, he might as well write other stuff, too. He grew up in Lancaster, Pennsylvania and is enjoying Rumspringa so far.

May 10, 2017

The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!

by Evan Hohenwarter

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January 14, 2022

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by John Moe
January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

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