LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Articles by
Evan Johnston
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October 28, 2014Selected Art, Literature, and Film of the Last 700 Years, as It Appeared on The A-Team
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February 1, 2012Your Dreamcatcher is Clogged Again
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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August 1, 2008Monologue: Jeff Bezos Says Hi to You in the Waiting Room of Your Doctors’ Office
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant