Articles by
Evan Johnston
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October 28, 2014Selected Art, Literature, and Film of the Last 700 Years, as It Appeared on The A-Team
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February 1, 2012Your Dreamcatcher is Clogged Again
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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August 1, 2008Monologue: Jeff Bezos Says Hi to You in the Waiting Room of Your Doctors’ Office
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel