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Evan Johnston
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October 28, 2014Selected Art, Literature, and Film of the Last 700 Years, as It Appeared on The A-Team
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February 1, 2012Your Dreamcatcher is Clogged Again
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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August 1, 2008Jeff Bezos Says Hi to You in the Waiting Room of Your Doctors’ Office
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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July 26, 2021The Worst They Can Say Is No
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist