The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Hayley Igarashi Thomas
Hayley Igarashi Thomas once took everything too seriously, but now she’s regularly called “laid-back” and sometimes even “fun.” She lives and writes in Maryland with her very good dog, very good sons, and very good husband.
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April 21, 2025I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife
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September 23, 2024People of Dune, You Will No Longer Have to Think About Water When I Am Elected
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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