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Hayley Igarashi Thomas
Hayley Igarashi Thomas once took everything too seriously, but now she’s regularly called “laid-back” and sometimes even “fun.” She lives and writes in Maryland with her very good dog, very good sons, and very good husband.
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April 21, 2025I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife
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September 23, 2024People of Dune, You Will No Longer Have to Think About Water When I Am Elected
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary