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Articles by
Helena de Bres
Helena lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She writes fiction and non-fiction and teaches philosophy at Wellesley.
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December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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August 3, 2021An Open Letter to My Thirty-Plus-Year-Old Ovaries