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Articles by
Helena de Bres
Helena lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She writes fiction and non-fiction and teaches philosophy at Wellesley.
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December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
