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Helena de Bres

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Helena lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She writes fiction and non-fiction and teaches philosophy at Wellesley.

April 13, 2018

List: Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder

HELENA DE BRES
July 10, 2017

List: International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

HELENA DE BRES
June 15, 2017

List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends

HELENA DE BRES

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

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November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
June 29, 2018

List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

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