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Helena de Bres

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Helena de Bres

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Helena lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She writes fiction and non-fiction and teaches philosophy at Wellesley.

April 13, 2018

List: Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder

by Helena de Bres
July 10, 2017

List: International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

by Helena de Bres
June 15, 2017

List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends

by Helena de Bres

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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