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Articles by
Helena de Bres
Helena lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She writes fiction and non-fiction and teaches philosophy at Wellesley.
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December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director