hi babe u r hot
“God knows I’m not intelligent, otherwise I’d be dead.”
how’s your day going?
“Incontinent the void. The zenith. Evening again. When not night it will be evening. Death again of deathless day. On one hand embers. On the other ashes. Day without end won and lost. Unseen.”
cat person or dog person?
“I don’t like animals. It’s a strange thing, I don’t like men and I don’t like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.”
you looking for hookup?
“All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.”
how are you still single? what’s wrong with you haha
“The old endless chain of love, tolerance, indifference, aversion and disgust.”
have you dated younger guys before?
“Let us say before I go any further, that I forgive nobody. I wish them all an atrocious life in the fires of icy hell and in the execrable generations to come.”
not sure why i’m asking this but just wondering: would you ever have sex with your cousin?
“All life long, the same questions, the same answers.”
I’m a laidback guy, Boston born and bred, work hard, play hard. Go Sox!
“This is slow work… Is it not time for my pain-killer?”
I believe it’s a man’s role to look after his woman and keep her happy and safe.
“It’s so nice to know where you’re going, in the early stages. It almost rids you of the wish to go there.”
any fun travel plans this summer?
“It is suicide to be abroad. But what it is to be at home… what it is to be at home? A lingering dissolution.”
haha you’re funny
“The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.”
six messages no reply tell me what I have to do
“That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.”
so what brings you to online dating?
“I’d like to be sure I left no stone unturned before reporting me missing and giving up.”
had any luck on this site in the past?
“It was like looking for a needle in a haystack full of vipers.”
last night was fun! want to meet up again this weekend?
“We are not merely more weary because of yesterday, we are other, no longer what we were before the calamity of yesterday.”
hi sweetheart how are
“and again the tiny silence,
and the listening again,
no one knows”