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All posts tagged
online-dating
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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December 10, 2019I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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August 10, 2018Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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November 3, 2017Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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August 7, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Female Version)
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July 24, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Male Version)
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days