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All posts tagged
online-dating
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December 10, 2019I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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August 10, 2018Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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November 3, 2017Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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August 7, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Female Version)
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July 24, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Male Version)
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May 26, 2017The Oxford Comma’s Online Dating Profile
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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