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All posts tagged
online-dating
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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December 10, 2019I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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August 10, 2018Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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November 3, 2017Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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August 7, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Female Version)
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July 24, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Male Version)
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax