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All posts tagged
online-dating
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August 10, 2018Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead
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April 13, 2018List: Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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November 3, 2017List: Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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August 7, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Female Version)
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July 24, 2017Portland Online Dating Bingo (Male Version)
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May 26, 2017The Oxford Comma’s Online Dating Profile
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May 5, 2017List: Famous Authors’ Tinder Openers
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January 26, 2017Our New Feminist Dating App Will Help You Find Your Most Challenging Relationship Yet!
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I