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since 1998.
All posts tagged
online-dating
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December 2, 2016
I Humbly Request Your Blessing For My Intention to Ghost Your Daughter -
September 14, 2016Tinder is the Night (And the Day And the Morning And the Bathroom)
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July 25, 2016List: Bivalve eHarmony Ads
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May 27, 2016List: Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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October 8, 2015AwfLine: The Dating App for People Who Don’t Want to Use Dating Apps
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October 1, 2014This Week on As the World Tinders
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January 17, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page
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May 31, 2013You Can Copy and Paste This in as Your Online Dating Profile if You’d Like, Just Give Me Credit
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November 16, 2012Raymond Carver’s OKCupid Profile, Edited by Gordon Lish
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June 14, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral